Diary of a
Breakfast
Ballpumper

By Tiger Dave, Pumper
Oct 23 - Nov 19, 2001

Month Two - Oct 23 - Nov 19

Month Two Week One

Day 1 - Tuesday

First pump in a week and man it feels good to get back into the cylinder. I'm trying out my new comfort pillow from Monsternuts. Makes my straight tube feel like a 2-stage only easier to exit.

Pumping manual - the seal is not quite perfect so I'm stroking a lot, which feels good, but the max pressure on each stroke is too high. By the end of the pump I feel like I overdid the pressure on the glans, so I may be headed for another bout of Red Spot. Otherwise a fine session. I didn't get huge but I feel PUMPED. Good feeling!

Day 2 - Wednesday

Nice to be back on the breakfast ballpumping routine. I'm using the comfort pillow again, this time with the Vacutech electric. Really feels like a 2-stage, great!

I'm not getting that big today. Trying to take it easy on the pressure. I do feel a bit of a burn on the glans, so I'm afraid I set myself up for Red Spot again because I used too much pressure on the max stroke last night.

Will have to take it easy the rest of this week.

3 sets, about 60 minutes total tube time.

Day 3 - Thursday

Progress!

It always happens - after a not-so-great session, you take a leap forward. Today I had trouble getting the package into my 2.75 and the balls packed tight real quick. Out of habit I stayed with the 2.75 for the first set. The second set I got into the 3 and it felt F-ING GREAT! Nice and snug, and I opened up BIG. I was able to detach and walk around with that heavy thickwalled tube swinging between my legs. And when I finished, I had trouble pulling out.

My package was real full and heavy. Growth man, growth! Took some pics, which I will post later.

2 sets, about 45 minutes total tube time.

Day 4 - Friday

Had to get to work early today, but I wanted to start the morning with a pump, and I like filling my trousers, so I did two quick sets, 15 and 10 minutes.

I started with the 3 incher, but it still feels a bit loose on the first set - so I guess I should still start with 2.75.

I was in too much hurry, so I overdid the pressure and felt kind of sore. Should follow my own advice!

2 sets, 25 minutes total tube time.

Day 5 - Saturday

Today I will get my Monster Tube Jr from the post office. I start the morning with a str8 tube session. I'm already excited about the Monster, so I pump up quicker than usual.

I do the first set with 2.75 and then 2 sets with the 3 incher. I play with the pressure a lot, which feels great.

When I get back from my errands and workout in the afternoon, I unpack the Monster Jr and seconds later I'm in, pumping up and admiring the contours of that tube. My cock pumps up fast to that broad submarine look.

For the second Monster set I fill it with warm water. This feels real real good, although it's hard to keep the water from leaking out. After the set, my balls are plump but best of all they hang real low and I pull and massage them.

I do a third Monster set dry - not as good as wet. Enough pumping for one day bud!

6 sets, about 2 hours total tube time.

Day 6 - Sunday

My second day as a Monster Jr pumper. I decide to start with str8 tubes so that I'm already fat when I go into the Monster - should get a better water seal that way.

So I start with 2.75, then 3. Good sets, though I don't get as large today as I did Thursday. That's how pumping goes - two steps forward, one back.

I do a dry Monster set, followed by a wet one. Man that warm water feels good in a Monster tube - even better than a str8, because you can slosh it around more to get all the warmth. My balls come out like a pair of kiwifruit hanging down below my tubesteak cock.

I finish off with a cocktube set. Hoping to jiz, but after a few minutes my arousal is not high enough so I know it won't happen easily today and I don't want to overdo.

5 sets, about 90 minutes tube time.

Day 7 - Monday

Good pump today!

Warmed up in the 2.75, then 2 sets in the Monster Jr with nice warm water. My balls open up wide and afterward they hang low and heavy.

I have good fun playing with em the way Bill showed me, tugging, twisting, slapping. Man it's good to hold a pair of big heavy balls. I can't wait until they pump up to twice this size!

One sour note - that red spot on the glans is acting up again - it's not growing but it felt like a pinprick. Gotta watch the pressure more closely.

3 sets, 60 min tube time.

Month Two Week Two

Day 8 - Tuesday

2 steps forward, 1 back. Not so great today. The 2.75 didn't feel as snug, and the Jr seemed to pull in too much groin. I had to get to work early, so I wasn't very patient.

Plus my balls ached unpleasantly (usually the ache feels GOOD).

Did my cock in the bathtub before bed - at one point it looked like I would be able to cum in the pump to make up for this morning's fiasco. But even that didn't work out - I hardened up good but didn't pack, and pretty soon I lost my attitude and "flopped".

I think expectations and attitude had a lot to do with today's poor performance - I should have viewed today as a "rest" day after yesterday's great pump. On my daily program, a rest day just means take it real easy, pump it light.

One bright spot - after the MJr pump in warm water, I noticed a difference in my balls. For the first time, I could feel my warm lowhangers cuddling against my thighs. Neat feeling!

3 sets, 60 minutes total tube time.

Day 9 - Wednesday

Happy Hallowe'en!

Takin it easy today and it's going well so far. I started the day with 3 sets in the 2.75. First one using the VT9000 electric, and then two manual sets with the Mityvac. I really like the variety, the subtle differences between manual and electric. Love those VT9000 vibes and cranking the pressure up and down fast or slow. And I love those little jerks of pressure on the Mityvac, and the long slow release.

3 sets, 70 minutes tube time (so far).

Day 10 - Thursday

Another good pump today, though I had time for only 2 sets. First in the 2.75, then in the Monster Jr. In both sets, I left the pressure just under 2 in Hg until the last 5 minutes, then I played it, no higher than 4, mostly around 2 - 3.

The balls pumped up real good in the first set, more like they did in the second or third set of my first month. In the MJr set, they opened up nice, no achiness until near the end, and then it was no big deal. Some cockhead soreness on the red spot - gotta lower the pressure further yet to neutralize that.

Again I could feel my goose eggs slapping against my thighs afterward. I like that feeling!

Day 11 - Friday

Excellent, excellent pump today!

I got off to a late start, only time for 2 sets. I opted to use the 2.75 only and man I packed it good! In the second set the stretched out longer than ever before, almost to the corona.

Felt real good too. I kept the pressure down around 1" most of the set, then played around 3" at the end of the first set, and 5" at the second. Great pumping action!

2 sets, 45 min total tube time.

Day 12 - Saturday

Another great pump, building on yesterday's foundation. Two sets in the 2.75 and two in the Jr with warm water. I reached another record ball length in the 2.75, and a real phat cock.

Was apprehensive on entering the Jr, given the herniasuck pain I felt earlier this week, but today it was fine. For the first time I really packed the Jr's opening, and was even able to twist the tube without breaching the seal!

The balls really opened up in the Jr - they looked incredibly wide in there! And the cock bloated up big. Interestingly, almost no donut for being that phat.

I'm really looking forward to the next few days - seems I've made a breakthrough to a new level of ballpumping. Still small by Pekka's or MasterE's standards, but man the goose eggs look and feel big to me, and I can imagine reaching another milestone this month.

4 sets, 90 minutes total tube time.

Day 13 - Sunday

Two steps forward, one back.

I spent much of last night fucking, so I got off to late start this morning. I decided to pass the time by writing a story about my buddy pump with Bill.

The first set went really well - I kept the pressure around 1", packed fine and felt pleasured. The second set was much the same - nothing spectacular in size, but felt OK. Then two long sets in the Jr. Nothing special, nowhere near my record. I didn't even bother to snap any pics.

My red spot was kind of irritated from the fucking. Felt fine the first two sets, but I could feel it toward the end of set 3. It was kinda sensitive in my shorts when I worked out this afternoon.

Not a disaster, but nuthin special. That's OK, I know all about Two steps forward, one back.

Day 14 - Monday

Nuthin' special today either. I didn't have a lot of time before work this morning, and wasn't very focused - in fact I felt hurried but I was careful not to overdo the pressure.

I notice now that my balls clear quickly, so an ordinary pump that would have left me filling full all day now lasts only a couple hours. Also, I'm used to the bigger balls so I don't feel so packed in my shorts.

In other words, a boring pump today. Felt nice doing it though :-)

2 sets, 35 min total tube time.

Month Two Week Three

Day 15 - Tuesday

Forgot to mention yesterday that I used the heating pad around the cylinder. It kept me toasty warm, but didn't make me pump big yesterday.

Different story today! Good pump!

I had an early business meeting, not much time so I expected a mediocre result, but maybe that helped me. My first set in the 2.75 produced a good thick pack, almost record length. I felt big enough to do the second set in the Jr, and man I really opened up. My balls flared out so fuckin wide.

Wish I had my camera but I lent it to a buddy to take photos of his new baby.

Anyhow my trousers were good an packed, and I enjoyed the good ole' ache.

Everyone was friendly to me today - at the time I thought maybe it was my new suit jacket, but now I wonder, maybe the basket had more to do with it. Certainly I caught one man's man on alert as I passed him on the street.

2 sets, 40 min total tube time.

Day 16- Wednesday

Two steps forward!

Excellent pump today! Just two fairly short sets with the heating pad but I reached new record size. Started in the 2.75 with the heating pad. I had a bit of a struggle pushing into the tube, so I knew right away I was in for some fun. My dick fattened right away, looked like wet log pressed against the cylinder. The balls stretched out to record length under my corona. Kinda achey from being too tight in the tube.

Second set in the Jr. Got a great seal and the balls flared out quickly. My boner rode the top of the tube. Man was it hard in there. I played the pressure quite a bit - went up above 5 which felt real daring, but I didn't get any red spot pain.

At the end my balls had that "shoe" look to them, stretched out along the Jr walls.

But man, when I got out and started playing with them! So large and heavy, wouldn't even fit in my hand. They really enjoyed the ball play. I measured 9.5 - 10" around - record size!

I've been impressed with the way the Jr pumps up the cock. Gives you a great core pump, with little or no donut. Surprising, to me, the length lasts longer than with a cock tube.

Too bad my buddy still had the camera!

I wore by "bike shorts" Joe Boxers, as they fit nicely around a big package. My bulge was huge and ached pleasantly. Stayed fairly big through the day. When I got to the gym after work I was big-balled and hangin long and full.

2 sets, 50 min tube time.

Today
Day 17 - Thursday

Decent followup to yesterday. Same routine of heating pad, two sets, 2.75 followed by Jr.

I went a bit hard on the pressure in the Jr - got impatient to see myself huge like yesterday. The red spot started to burn so I eased back and it was OK. But I didn't get as good a result - always better to "let it happen" than to force it.

Anyhow I had a great time playing with my heavy balls afterward. Thanks Bill for teaching me that ;-{p <0==O

Had the camera back today so I can share some photos. Wish I had pics of yesterday - but I'm sure I'll be pumping up even bigger in the next cycle!

2 sets, 45 min total tube time.

Day 18 - Friday

Fairly quick pump today. Had to pack (my luggage, that is) for a weekend trip, so I was trying to pump while folding shirts and stuffing socks. Kinda distracted, so I tended to use too much pressure and got an inferior pump.

3 sets, 50 min total tube time.

Day 19 - Saturday

Unscheduled day off.
Visiting family. Their son is into pumping but I travelled by air so didn't take my gear and we were all too busy to set up a pump session anyway.

Day 20 - Sunday

Unscheduled day off.

Day 21 - Monday

Really looked forward to getting back in the tube this morning. Started out fine, but then tragic events came over the airwaves (crash of AA 537 in Queens). I kept on pumping but didn't enjoy it really.

2 sets, 55 min total tube time.

Month Two Week Four

According to my program, this is my week off pumping.

Thursday - Day 24

Halfway thru my week off. I really miss pumping! My cock and balls are still hanging looser than they used to. The balls are still slightly enlarged and feel harder.

Friday - Day 25

Man I miss pumping! My cock is getting achey the way it does when it's gone too long without pumping. When flaccid it feels small and hard, like it's compressed and needs stretching.

Gotta hold out til Tuesday. But maybe I should modify my program for month 3.