PUMPING
BALLS Once
you've pumped up your cock, you might
want to do your balls as well. I tried it a few times in a 2.5"
cock tube but it made my balls ache. Then I tried both cock and
balls in a 3" tube and
enjoyed it. During a buddy
pump session I discovered how good it feels to massage the balls
between sets, so I decided to do the balls in the daily
program I was working on then. Now
I consider myself a ballpumper. Actually, I always do cock and balls
together - I call it "package pumping." I love the balanced
look of pumped up cock and balls, and the big bulging basket
in my shorts and jeans. Of course, it's great to massage and play
with all that heavy meat! Index Ballpumping
FAQ Guys
have a lot of questions about just what ballpumping does. I'll tackle
these first, then get into the method I use for pumping up the package.
Ballpumping is more technical than cock pumping, but that's part
of the fun! Q:
Does ballpumping enlarge the testicles or the sac? A:
Both. Like cock pumping, it forces fluids into different tissues
at different rates. The testicles enlarge faster than the sac, just
as the core of the cock enlarges faster than the skin. So if you
pump a short session, you'll get big eggs hanging in your sac. If
you go for a real long session, you'll get a big bloated "grapefruit"
sac. I
myself prefer big, well-defined eggs, so I do fairly short sessions
(only up to about 2 hours total tube time).
Q:
How big can you get? A:
During the first year or so, you'll be able to pump the balls up
to what looks and feels like about double their normal size - about
a 50% increase in circumference. Eventually, you'll be able to double
the circumference or more. Veteran ballpumpers can reach 16 - 24
inches around, which is more than 3 times normal. Q:
How long do they stay pumped up? A:
Longer than a cock does! Like the cock, balls begin to lose volume
as soon as you pull out of the tube, but they deflate far more slowly.
You'll find they still look and feel huge hours afterwards, and
it can take 1 or 2 days for them to return to normal. But when you
don snug-fitting clothes, you'll learn that "normal" after
ballpumping is really bigger than normal. It takes a week or so
to lose all the volume. Q:
Is ballpumping safe? A:
Yes, if you take it easy. Keep the pressure comfortable, take a
break when you get an ache. Q:
Does ballpumping increase your cum? A:
Not directly. Taking a zinc supplement increases cum. Keeping yourself
horny also increases cum, and ballpumping helps with that. Q:
Does ballpumping increase or decrease testosterone production? A:
Again, indirectly. It makes you horny, which encourages your gonads
to pump out more T. Q:
How long does it take to get monster balls? A:
A long time! To double your circumference, you have to ballpump
regularly for several years, and then pump for 4 hours or more,
with heat and using good technique to control pressure. Q:
How can I pump my balls huge without overpumping the cock ? A:
Check out the tip on Marathon
Ballpumping. Q:
How do you get a good seal? A:
Do the whole package, cock and balls. Over time, your balls will
be larger when you start pumping, so you'll get a better seal. After
several months of ballpumping, I was able to pump balls only and
get a good seal. Ballpumping
Pics
How
to Ballpump It's
just about impossible to get a decent seal on balls only, so guys
pump both cock and balls together. You'll need a much wider cylinder
(at least 2.75"), or a special-purpose one, such as a 2-stage
or Monstertube). If you
use a 2-stager, you need to know the trick for getting out of it.
You have to reverse your pump and force air into the 2-stager to
push yourself out. This won't undo your pump effect. My
favorite ballpumping cylinder is the ASTJ
(Acrylic Suntea Jar) invented by Bagman. It's a 3-stage tube,
nicely tapered so you can get out even when you're really packed.
The silicone donut feels great and you can wear it after the session
as a retainer ring. Ballpumping
moves a lot of fluid into the balls, so drink lots of extra water
before and during your session. I find it best to drink an extra
liter (quart) of water the day before, another liter about 90 minutes
before I pump, and a glass of water every 30 minutes during the
session. Needless to say, you piss out a lot of that water - but
that's what it takes to get enough fluid into your system to fill
that great big melon. And pissing has its uses too. To
pump balls, start by pumping your cock somewhat. This will help
you get a better seal in that big tube. Warm
your balls up with a hot wet cloth, and stretch them out with a
milking-style massage. Lubricate
your cock and balls well so the slide easily along the tube as you
pump up. Lubricate the rim and the first inch inside your cylinder
generously to help you seal. Insert
your cock and seat your balls into the opening. Then pull a couple
strokes on the pump to draw those balls into the cylinder. As
when pumping cock, use just enough pressure to get a slight, comfortable
pull. Ballpumping takes even longer than cockpumping, and you have
to be patient. Keep the pressure constant through the first 2/3
of the set by withdrawing a little more air as you expand. In the
final third, play with the pressure as you do in cock pumping. Take
a break every 15 - 30 minutes to refresh the circulation in your
cock and give your ballskin a rest. If you're stuck in the tube,
try working a finger in to release the vacuum, and then pull very
slowly, wiggling or twisting the tube. Massage
the cock and balls during the break. Try swinging
your package around - feels great and gets it ready to stretch more.
Reheat with the warm wet cloth before you go back in. Your
First Time As
with cock pumping, take it easy. Balls don't tell you when they've
had enough as clearly as the cock does, so watch the clock. Start
with 30 minutes or so and build up to an hour over the first week. Your
first time may irritate your bladder and leave your balls real achey.
You may have to piss an awful lot afterward. After a few times,
your body gets used to the extra fluid in your balls and doesn't
fight it. Routine A
full ballpumping session lasts 2 - 4 hours. Experienced ballpumpers
can reach 16" or more in diameter. The enormous weight of pumped
balls not only feels amazing, it also stretches the scrotum so you
have low-hangers for awhile even after your pump effect wears off.
One side effect of ballpumping is a "stone ache" that
lasts from several hours to a couple days and makes me real horny.
My favorite side effect is the tickling I feel in my scrotum as
it gradually deflates over the day after a big pump. If
you want permanent low-hangers, look into hanging some weights from
your balls after pumping. To hang weights, make a sling out of wide
elastic tape such as a jockstrap waistband and hang a couple of
pounds from that. Keep it comfortable. Ballpumping
isn't for every man, but as you can see from the photos, ballpumpers
get some amazing results. My first long ball pumping session was
two hours - click
here for the pictures. Since then, I've progressed to 4 hours
- great sensations! Tips Ballpumping
involves a lot of technique. As your balls and sac expand, they
they get more and more pliable, at least up to the point where you
have a grapefruit! The
first essential is warmth. This makes the sac more pliable and opens
up blood vessels to allow more lymph to flow in. Get
an electric pump, like the Vacutech
9000. YOu need to maintain suction over long periods, so electric
is essential. Play
with the pressure up and down to find a pattern of changes that
accelerates your expansion. I find that my pattern, which I do with
my Vacutech, is to raise the pressure a couple inches gradually
over 3 - 5 seconds, hold it firm for 7 - 12 seconds, then ease off
in 1 second. My balls reall feel it! I know I'm doing it right when
my cock responds by getting good and hard. Gently
push the tube into your groin. This forces fluids from the groin
into the sac and cock. Twist
your tube! Really warms up and stretches the sac, opening it to
fill a lot faster. If
you're stuck in the tube and cannot even work a finger in to release
the vacuum, I have found a great way to solve the problem - piss
into the tube! As it fills the tube, the piss displaces
the vacuum and thus eases off the suction. Lots of fun, too!
Doing the whole package is best for overall look and pleasure, but
the cock cannot take as much as the balls. I do the package first
until I get a fat pumped boner in my Monster Jr. Then I switch to
a straight or 2-stage tube to do balls only. For
marathon sessions, you can get real big balls without overpumping
the cock. Click here
to find out how. I
suggest you get on-line and find yourself a ballpumping penpal or
chatmate before you get into it. You're playing with your crown
jewels here, so you need good advice along the way. Ballpumper
Lifestyle Tips Doug
has come up with some good-humored advice for living as a ballpumper... #1
Before pumping, think of what you will be doing the next day that
big balls might get in the way of. eg: sports that require
a hard jock strap. #2
Never pump when you know that you are going to undress to see a
doctor - unless you think your doc might be a pumper - check
his bulge next time you visit him! #3
When going to the chiropracter center your sac over the hole
in the table otherwise it could be very painful when he starts to
work on your back! #4
When riding in a car after a big pump you may get a tingle in
your sac. This is a result of your sac being like a baggie full
of jello and you feel the vibrations of the car motor and the tires.
Enjoy it! #5
When getting in a car or sitting down try to discreetly lift
your sac before sitting. This can be done with practice. A lot
of men, in dress pants especially, lift their pants before sitting
to avoid baggy knees. No one will think anything about it if done
quickly and higher up the leg. If
you have some tips, send
'em in and I will share them with the rest of the guys. |