Make Your Own Gallery

Perv Creatively While U Pump!

What's This About?

Ole' Tiger Dave doesn't get as much time to work on the site as I'd like.

I've thought about setting up self-serve galleries, blogs and discussion groups, like on Newart or Flickr or Facebook. That's all great but will require considerable investment in time or $$$ to set up.

Then I thought of something kinda different, that I could do right away ... let other guys do what I do ... craft a gallery page while pumping.

You collect pumping pictures, scale or crop 'em to a reasonable size, write pervy captions, and compose your own gallery that tells a story or teaches your fellow pumpers ... or just gets us good n horny! Then you send the gallery web page and pictures to Tiger, and I take care of technical details of loading them onto the website.

Real simple! (At least, I hope it works out that way.)

Why Would I Want To?

You've probably sometimes thought to yourself, "Tiger must've been pumped up or high on poppers when he wrote that!" Well, I don't do poppers but I do pump while working on the site.

It's fun and gets you real horny when you work on and write about other pumper's photos, more than just looking at them. Especially when you set up a sequence of pics and think how much hornier the pumper was getting step by step, and how looking at them will affect site visitors.

So it's fun to work on a gallery. Plus, you'll get to put your name on it, and your email address if you like, so more pumpers will contact you!

Whose Pictures?

You're own, for starters.

I can also supply you with pics from my archives - there are thousands I have yet to post to the site.

And you can troll the Newart message boards. You should ask the pumpers for permission to use their pics, by sending them an email or private message on the forum.

How?

The process will be easiest if you know how to edit web pages, using an HTML composing program like Dreamweaver or Front Page. But you can use a word processor like Microsoft Word or Apple iWork Pages.

I can send you a template to work from, or you design your own.

You collect images in JPEG or PNG format. (You can convert other types to JPEG or PNG using an image editor.) I can email you images.

You resize the images to approximately 640 x 480. Need not be exact - the point is to avoid having huge pictures. You can resize them using an image editor like Fireworks, Photoshop Elements, iPhoto, Microsoft Windows Photo Browser, and so on.

Using your HTML editor, you drop the images into your template and write the captions.

You save the gallery page to your computer's local hard drive. I suggest you also make a backup onto a jump drive.

You test your page by opening the copy on your local hard drive in your own web browser.

When it's ready to publish, you email the HTML file and the photos to me. If for some reason some of the photos don't come through, or I have a problem with them, I'll get back to you.

When you send the page to me, include a statement certifying that you have permission to use all the photos.

How Do I Get Started?

If you're feeling horny to try this out bud, email me!

Let's make beautiful, educational, raunchy pages together!